"Better garlic cloves than sausage fingers" says the orthopedist.
If you feed your children with garlic, you will find them in the dark.
Two friends sit together in a bar and discuss: “Tell me, do you really like fat, ugly women?” “Definitely not!” “Do you like women who never wash and smell of garlic?” “Yuck, something like that I can't stand it! ”“ Then please explain to me why you have a relationship with my wife!
"Asks the girlfriend:" How did you notice that the honeymoon was over? "" When Uwe started eating his favorite foods: fish, onions, garlic ..... "
Two sharks meet in the Mediterranean. Says one: “I recently swallowed a blonde. It was so hollow that I couldn't dive for five days! "Says the other:" I recently swallowed one that was on the Kohlhaukuppe before he left for us. I still stank of garlic after three days!
“Why don't vampires like garlic? Because garlic gives you bad breath!
Two birds go into a pub. One orders food with garlic, the other orders dung without garlic. Says the one who eats garlic: "Tell me, why do you eat crap without garlic?" Says the other: "Yes, otherwise I'll stink out of my mouth ...!"
Two farmers talk about their 100-year-old grandfather: My grandfather has gotten so old because he has a secret recipe: He eats a lot of garlic and always when death comes to his bedside and says: “Dude, it's time!” Says my grandfather: "Who is daaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh ....?
Two Saxons go to heaven. "Yes, you were good people, you can go straight through to the Saxon department!" Peter welcomes them. "Yes, it's beautiful here, the Elbe, the Frauenkirche, the Bastei, the Kohlhaukuppe, Bohemian brass music ..." rave the two. “Something so beautiful” says the woman, “I haven't seen anything in my entire life on earth”. "Yes, woman, we could have had that 10 years ago, but you always have your garlic ...!"
A friend visits the other. There he sees the friend's dog and asks: “Does it bite?” The friend replies: “No, but he is currently on a garlic cure and if he barks, it is much worse.
“Two girls are talking, one asks,“ How was your garlic diet? ”The other says,“ I lost 3 pounds - and all my friends. "
PROVERBS
If you eat garlic in March and wild garlic in May, then your doctors have the whole year off!
Anyone who takes a 50-day garlic cure for their 50th birthday will be another 50 years old.
Methuselah was 110 years old thanks to garlic.
With garlic and red wine you will overcome the highest pass.
The ticket secures you the journey, the garlic the seat.
We are grateful for further work!